Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Life on Top of the Refrigerator



     Everyone has a clutter spot in their home – one or at least a few. We have a few. In fact, we have more than I care to admit. Ours happens to be on top of the refrigerator in the space between the cupboard and the appliance itself. If there is dust to be found, among other places, this is where one would find it.  Our refrigerator single-handedly, magnetically attracts all or most of the dust in our house towards the back or on top. There is, miraculously, no dust on the front. What IS on the front are lots of grubby fingerprints from starving children who have just come home from school and from the stern mother who has repeatedly slammed the door shouting “No popsicles before supper!”  The following is a summary of what I have found in the catch-all basket that sits on top waiting for stuff to be thrown into it:

The tape – it can usually be found here , but sometimes it is missing altogether. In fact, I’m surprised to find it here today. The wiener dog’s new collar –  Wiener does NOT like the new collar I got him; he likes his OLD collar much better and we all agree he looks much better in red than he does in camo anyway. Last year’s Valentine’s cards from my son’s class – you mean I haven’t thrown those away yet?  My daughter cherishes hers forever, while my son chows down on the candy. Who cares if there’s some girl who writes she loves him forever. He’ll never know…or care. Chapstick – the hubby’s lips are nonexistent, but boy are they smooth. Mine are as parched as the Saharan desert, but I still forget to use chapsick. The nail clipper I keep forgetting to return to the mother-in-law. "Here, clip Wiener’s toenails with this."  I tried that. He gave me his loudest most plaintive dachshund screech ever before I could even clip the first nail. 

The list is endless, but one thing’s for sure. Our clutter is one more reminder that we are fully alive and busy with life and that much of it is lived on top of the refrigerator.

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